The Chosen

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Welcome, and Congratulations on joining the Coastal United Labor Team, or CULT for short.😄 We specialize in organizing storage containers that people are dying to manage. We have a simple mission using our three rituals to Success: Kill the competition, Choke high prices, and Honor our founder, Dave Ville. We hope you enjoy your training. If you do everything we tell you and never disobey, this should be easier than luring an unsuspecting team of people into a room and locking the door.